Include model of laptop

* Store to purchase hardware was randomly selected by coin toss
* Location was randomly selected by spontaneous witness
* Laptop was 30ft from all electronics
* Laptop and SD-USB adapter remained in sight of two or more people at all times
  * Including when picked up from store
* Synchronized chanting was performed successfully (location keys validated by
  all parties)
* Laptop eliminated with extreme prejudice (smashed each chip, folded laptop in
  half :)), USB reader, and boot media
* Blood sacrifice for the blood gods was performed
* No known observers outside of known witnesses